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Am I really from Long Island?

January 5th, 2008

Lets look at this survey that was made a few years ago to see if I am really from Long Island:
1. [x] You’ve always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his “records”

2. [x] You know someone who went to Chaminade.

3. [  ] Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Theater – the best place in the >world > > to see a show.

4. [  ] Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre is a pain?

5. [x] Billy Joel said it best, “either you date a rich girl from the North > > Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore.

6. [x] What’s the big deal about the Hamptons?

7. [  ] If you’re not from Long Island or NYC,you’re not really from NewYork.

8. [x] You don’t go to Manhattan, you go to “the City”

9. [x] The Belt Parkway sucks!

10. [x] You never, ever want to “change at Jamaica…”

11. [x] You never realize you have an accent until you leave.

12. [x] Your parents took you to Nathans or Carvel (on the way home from >the > > beach).

13. [x] You wonder why there has never been a copyright lawsuit against > >Marvel > > in Long Beach.

14. [x] Block parties suck.

15. [x] The name “Donna Donna” means something to you.

16. [x] News 12 sucks.

18. [x] You hate the radio commercials for the Dublin Pub

19. [x] Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you’ve never actually been >there.

20. [  ]At some point in your life, you’ve either gone clamming, or caughta >bluefish.

21. [x] You know where at least one strip club is.

22. [x] Regular gas – $1.30

23. [  ]You remember concerts at Malibu.

24. [  ]You curse. A lot.

25. [  ]You can name at least three players on the Islanders Stanley > >Cupteams.

26. [x] You have come to terms with the fact that the Islanders have > >completely > > sucked since > > La Fontaine left.

27. [  ]You’ve purchased a 40, underage, at the bodega.

28. [x] You remember the exact day you stopped going to Jones Beach and >started going to Robert Moses.

29. [x] Public beach? What’s that?

30. [x] Is Huntington really that cool?

32. [x] You’ve been to McHeebs (Did an Irish guy and a Jewish guy really >open that place up together?)

33. [x] Pizza Supreme (The pizza place that used to be in Roosevelt Field >years ago)

34. [x] The Marathon

35. [x] Does anyone know why the HOV lane on the LIE stops in Hicksville >instead of the Northern State?

36. [x] “I’m going to the park.”

37. [x] You’ve had a seagull crap on your car.

38. [x] Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city.

39. [x] You had a bicycle with a banana seat.

40. [x] You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North >Shore Animal League.

41. [x] Even the concept of the Islanders EVER leaving is unrealistic.

42. [x] Al Arbour

43. [x] The guy who thought up the “new” Islanders logo..no way he’s from >Long Island.

44. [x] You’ve cruised on the “turnpike”

45. [x] You know someone with a cabana.

46. [  ]You’ve played golf at Eisenhower Park…legally or otherwise.

47. [x] You buy the hit stuff at Tower or the Wall, but go to Music Den to >get the really hard to find stuff.

48. [x] If you’re from Nassau County, you’ve been to Safety Town.

49. [NA] Quick! Who’s the Suffolk County Executive? Don’t know do you?!

50. [x] If you smoke pot, or you know people that smoke pot…you’ve heard >about it or been to Rockaway for Drive-thru service.

51. [x] You hate paying tolls.

52. [x] You don’t have to go far to see your family.

53. [NA] Grumman

54. [x] The Parkways, the LIE, the Causeway, Robert Moses Bridge

55. [x] The feast.

56. [  ] You know the exact streets that divided your school districts, but >have no idea which voting district you are in.

57. [  ]You^ve gotten drunk at the ^green^ or on the bleachers of some high >school.

58. [x] You know the difference between WLIR and WDRE, even though >theyplayed the same music.

59. [  ]You were an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant >fan.Therewas no crossover.

60. [x] You can correctly pronouce places like Happauge, Commack, Islip, Islandia, Massapequa.

61. [x] You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11′s.

Some questions couldn’t apply to me, so [NA] is placed. Seems like I am at least for Long Island for now.



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